You may have wondered, Paige, where have you been?
Well, Friends, I’ve been tucked away with a pen,
Okay, to tell the truth, it’s actually a laptop,
It’s been late nights, practically nonstop,
Sequestered in a room with just some earbuds and my thoughts,
Writing and editing, writing and editing, you know how it goes,
Wanting to tear my hair out of my scalp because I CAN’T GET THE WORDS TO FLOW,
But it’s almost time.
Alive is almost here, and it’s better than it was two years ago, I swear.
To the tune of “Found a Peanut”
Found a plot hole,
Found a plot hole,
Found a plot hole last night,
Last night I found a plot hole, found a plot hole last night.
It was massive,
It was massive,
It was massive, all right.
Last night I found a plot hole, it was massive, all right.
So I fixed it,
So I fixed it,
So I fixed it, now it’s right.
Last night I found a plot hole, but I fixed it, so it’s right.
FOUND ANOTHER ONE,
FOUND ANOTHER ONE,
FOUND ANOTHER ONE, I WANNA CRY!
RIGHT NOW I FOUND ANOTHER ONE,
FOUND ANOTHER ONE, I WANNA CRY!
A Rambler In Bloom 